WhatsApp Chut Lund SMS

ӨPepsi
Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.”
Ladka: "Saali Eat Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du?"
Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please“ Enter Penis Slowly Inside ”.
ӨNaughty girlfriend
Boy Friend: “Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?”
Girl Friend: “Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Jab Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun”
Boy Friend: "You Naughty, Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai."
ӨMard Hone Ke Fayde
1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All - Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar
Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.
ӨDouble Meaning Baat
Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”
Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se chillayi: “Thu Minute Ruko! My Cape Utar Rahi Hun. "
Sabhi logo Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
ӨBhola Bandar
Ek Bandar Ped Par Baitha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: "Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Par Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha"
ӨDouble meaning
Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha
Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"
Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”
Pappu: "Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai."
ӨSayani Aurat
Ek Lady Local Bus Me Khadi Hokar Ja Rahi Thi
Achanak Apne Peeche Khade Ladke Se Boli
Lady: "Hill Kyu Rahe Ho, Thik Se Khade Nahi Ho Sakte."
Ladka: “Madam Woh Peeche Se Dhakke Aa Rahe Hain”
Lady: "Chimneys, 3 Bacho Ki Maa Hun Dhakke Aur Ghasse My Farak Janti Hun"
ӨTeesra Dost
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Tha
Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe The
Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi
Bathing Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola
Ladka: "Darling, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Aise Bahar Khade Rahenge"
ӨYaad Rakhna
Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Tha, Par Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki
To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di
Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli
Ladki: "Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna"
Date Added -08-05-2011
ӨFeelings
Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,
Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,
Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,
Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.
ӨMalik
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: "Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar"
ӨActive Se Passive My Badlo
Class My Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola
Teacher: “Active Se Passive My Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai? "
Pappu: "Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai"
ӨLadkiKa Dikhana
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”
Pappu: "Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa%"
ӨEk Aurat Ka Dukhda
Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: "Arrey, Where Kaise?"
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li. "
ӨBiwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike
1st - Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar)
2nd - Roz Uske Dabane Chahiye, (Pair)
3rd - Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Dena Chahiye, (Purse)
Kya soch rahe ho? Jo soch rahe the wo bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi
ӨBra ki size
Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: "Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai"
ӨBahu Ka Gussa
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: "Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai"
ӨPati Se Zagda
Thanedar: "Tumne Apne Pati Se Zagda Kyu Kiya?"
Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Phone Kiya Ki Tayar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Muze Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Muze Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Tangein Khol Ke Bole”
April Fool !!!!
ӨKamayi Me Hissedari
Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai
Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Iago Grahak Iago.
ӨPaise Chhupane Ka Tarika
Pappu: "Mom, Aap Blouse My Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?"
Mom: "Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale"
Pappu: "Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse My Dhoondte Rahte Hai"
ӨDost Ko SMS
Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhag Kar Gand Marwata Tha.
Aisa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Kharid Liya.
Kismat Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.
ӨChalu Baba
Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: "Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?"
Baba: "Pati Ko Layi Ho?"
Lady: "Nahi."
Baba: "Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye"
Lady: "Kyun?"
Baba: "Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na"
ӨGrah Parvesh
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: "Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
Bahu Udasi Se: "Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi"
ӨPiche Kya Lagati Hai
Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya - “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha - "Piche Kya Lagati Hai Where?"
Phone Wala - "Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi"
ӨHusband, Wife Aur Sasural
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.
ӨBaba Ji Kya Hua?
Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga
Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha - “Kya Hua Baba?”
Baba Bola - "Hona Kya Hai, 30 Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya .."
ӨKya Mehsu's Kar Rahi Ho?
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: "Aaj Tak To TopUp * My Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya."
ӨBache Ka Ticket
Conductor To Lady - "Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?"
Lady - “Iski Bi Ticket Lodge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai. "
Conductor - "Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free My Bitha Loo"
ӨBeti Chay Aati Hai Kya?
Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay * Aati Hai?”
Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi. "